LAST EDITED ON 26-Mar-04 AT 03:30 PM (CST)
 
1)Cheat on your current significant other

2)Passive aggressively seduce your troll of a boss

3)Lie about a threesome.

4)Claim to love eachother as friends.

5)Mock wrestle eachother like asshats OR fuck in a *communial* space.

6)Take up chain smoking.

Tada! True love. And thank you because I had almost forgot why I hated these two spanks.

Believe me. Acting like a drunk whore never makes him love you. The site is bogus.

"I just knew I enjoyed her and felt comfortable with her, despite her disarmingly beautiful face." -Alton

WHAT the FUCK kind of a sentence is that? Explain, someone please explain this.