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Forum Name: Classic Real World and Road Rules
Topic ID: 206
#0, Media Whore Matches
Posted by Lovemongrrr on 26-Mar-04 at 03:09 PM
It looks like RWLV's own Alton and Irulan have gotten on the dating site bandwagon:

http://www.makelovehappen.com/

Apparently, the happy couple have been approached by tons of people asking them about their joyous love and just how they manage to stay together in media whore bliss. Yeah, right. So now, you too can find true love just like Alton and Irulan by visiting the site.

From the site:

MakeLoveHappen We’ve been asked by so many people: How do we do it? How do we stay together? When did we know that we found love? We decided to help other people find love like we did by giving them the chance to find their true love and soulmate through makelovehappen.com. This website can almost guarantee that you will find someone to love and be loved right back if you take the steps that we did and feel the way about your loved one like the way we feel for each other. You’ll for sure come out a winner in love.

Here's our testimonial of real love from the both of us:

IRULAN:
Who would’ve guessed that I’d find my one true love in Sin City? I met Alton while filming our show, “Real World Vegas.” I never expected that we would fall in love, even though the first time I laid eyes on him, I knew he was something special. He was so different from anyone I had ever met. And so handsome!

As we became friends, I got to know much more about him and his life… he intrigued me. We would have long conversations about life and love. It was from those conversations that I knew I wanted to be loved by him. Eventually, sparks began to fly, and the inevitable happened… we got together. It’s been two years since we filmed our show in Las Vegas, and our love is the strongest it’s ever been.

Each day Alton surprises me, and finds a way to make me love him a little bit more. We live together, work together, and play together. Alton always says, “in order to stay together, we have to stay together.” And that’s our secret. It’s amazing how once you find that one special person, your soul mate, it makes you want to be a better person. Everyday Alton makes me a better person.

ALTON:
I’ve always been someone who believes in fate, and I’ve always known that I wanted to be loved and supported. I just didn’t know where it was going to come from until I met Irulan. Our relationship started off so differently than all the rest I’d ever been in.

We were filming the “Real World” in the heart of Las Vegas. We lived in a small penthouse suite in the Palms hotel resort. As friends, Irulan and I gravitated toward each other; we would have conversations about life, love and loss. We’d go clubbing, rock climbing and skating together. We’d do all sorts of stuff, just having fun.

I had no idea that Irulan was my soul mate. I just knew I enjoyed her and felt comfortable with her, despite her disarmingly beautiful face. One thing led to another and two years later, we are still having fun together. There’s a lot of work that goes into this relationship everyday, but like my mom says, if you believe, you can achieve! It’s simple but not easy: The only way you can stay together is if… you stay together. I love Irulan.

So hurry, hurry, hurry!!!! Find a media whore to call your own!!!

P.S.

Their secret -- “in order to stay together, we have to stay together.”
WTF does that mean?


#1, "Testimonials"
Posted by MunasRevenge on 26-Mar-04 at 03:14 PM
In response to message #0
Um, isn't the whole point of having testimonials to have OTHER people vouch for your services? Maybe I'm just inept at MW-logic though.

#2, Take the steps they did
Posted by cowpie on 26-Mar-04 at 03:25 PM
In response to message #1
LAST EDITED ON 26-Mar-04 AT 03:30 PM (CST)
 
1)Cheat on your current significant other

2)Passive aggressively seduce your troll of a boss

3)Lie about a threesome.

4)Claim to love eachother as friends.

5)Mock wrestle eachother like asshats OR fuck in a *communial* space.

6)Take up chain smoking.

Tada! True love. And thank you because I had almost forgot why I hated these two spanks.

Believe me. Acting like a drunk whore never makes him love you. The site is bogus.

"I just knew I enjoyed her and felt comfortable with her, despite her disarmingly beautiful face." -Alton

WHAT the FUCK kind of a sentence is that? Explain, someone please explain this.


#4, I got a #7
Posted by godlovesugly on 26-Mar-04 at 08:45 PM
In response to message #2
7) Call your significant other by the name of another chain-smoking anorexic troll you live with.

#3, What a tool!
Posted by Claudacious on 26-Mar-04 at 03:47 PM
In response to message #0
>
>ALTON:
>
>We were filming the “Real World” in the heart of Las Vegas.
>We lived in a small penthouse suite in the Palms hotel
>resort.

Ungrateful bastard! He makes it sound like they were living in the fucking projects. Small, my ass, you big-dicked dickhead.


#5, Don't forget
Posted by dilbert on 29-Mar-04 at 11:15 AM
In response to message #3
It helps if you find a partner whose body is "on point".