I wonder if Nicole Richie knows RW Adam. They might have some sort of support group for talentless chill-ren of the Commodores.

Paris:
"Wal-Mart...so, like do they sell wall stuff?"
"What's a well used for?"

Nicole:
"I won't pluck anything, except my eyebrows."
"What's a soup kitchen?"

For the pro-fisting folks, the promos show Nicole sticking her arm up a cow's ass.

"Generic Water...What's generic?"

"I only go to New York, LA and Europe."

>I wonder if Nicole Richie knows RW Adam. They might have
>some sort of support group for talentless chill-ren of the
>Commodores.

Actually they're supposed to be best friends.

>Nicole:
>"I won't pluck anything, except my eyebrows."

I hate to defend these clueless twits but I wouldn't have plucked the chicken either.

I love how the camera had to blur out Paris' buttcrack on those low ride jeans.

LAST EDITED ON 02-Dec-03 AT 08:35 PM (CST)
 
At the beginning of the show before Paris and Nicole left they interviewed Paris' aunt, Kyle Richards, who was also all over the E! True Story. Looks like she can't keep her botoxed mug away from a camera. But I guess when your only claim to fame is Halloween and Watcher in the Woods you can use all the publicity you can get.

I have to admit Paris didn't seem quite as bitchy as I expected, she's more Elle Woods than Cordelia Chase. Nicole is dog-butt ugly, her face looks so swollen it's about to pop.

LAST EDITED ON 02-Dec-03 AT 09:05 PM (CST)
 
what's up with that Nicole, woof! Looks like she's channeling fellow fat rich bitch jamie gleisher with that perma-scowl on her face. Maybe she keeps getting whiffs of Paris's stank cottage cheese thong. Plus, Nicole looked like she was hiding a freaking watermelon under her dress at one point, I thought heroin addicts were supposed to be thin, but then again anyone looks corpulent when poised next to Paris. She would make a strand of lingiune look fat.

LAST EDITED ON 03-Dec-03 AT 03:50 AM (CST)
 
>For the pro-fisting folks, the promos show Nicole sticking
>her arm up a cow's ass.

I don't know much about animal husbandry, but I'm pretty sure she's artificially inseminating the cow.

Congratulations Nichole, raped and knocked up Bossie. At least, from what I can tell in that short promotional excerpt, your acting is better than Amsterdam's Paris' on her sex tape.

Wasn't she dating that singer from Sum41? Pretty close physically.

Ugly or not, AT the very least, Nicole has been brought up with some manners. She went out of her way to introduce herself cheerily, and thank the family for having them, while Paris would just nod along and say "yeah, thanks".

Paris sounds like she has a mouthful of steaming mashed potatoes when she speaks. I've never heard such a monotone "I'm so rich I can't make the effort", drone. Then again, I saw her giving head in her vid, and it was basically the same deal. She's a lazy tip sucker..and doesn't even attempt to take it all down. I suppose being catered to your whole life, takes away the motivation to exert yourself in any way. She's like a walking mannequin waiting for someone to redress her.

I can't wait to see the ep when she picks up the cutest boy in town.

The show was funny enough, but the Prinzess was even funnier. She has been to New York, L.A., amd Europe. She has lived for 25 years in NYC's East Village. By all accounts, she seems a life-long big city woman. She grew up in a small farming community in Illinois. She can milk a cow and pluck a chicken. The contempt dripped from her lips as these two hot house flowers giddied through their ignorant perspective on the lives of others. P.S.: Just because this air-head can't find it, doesn't mean the truck lacks a reverse gear. I loved the pixilation. What's considered derriere cleavage in NYC is still Plummer's Crack in Arkansas.