Paris:
"Wal-Mart...so, like do they sell wall stuff?"
"What's a well used for?"

Nicole:
"I won't pluck anything, except my eyebrows."
"What's a soup kitchen?"

For the pro-fisting folks, the promos show Nicole sticking her arm up a cow's ass.

"I only go to New York, LA and Europe."

>I wonder if Nicole Richie knows RW Adam. They might have
>some sort of support group for talentless chill-ren of the
>Commodores.

Actually they're supposed to be best friends.

>Nicole:
>"I won't pluck anything, except my eyebrows."

I hate to defend these clueless twits but I wouldn't have plucked the chicken either.

I love how the camera had to blur out Paris' buttcrack on those low ride jeans.

I have to admit Paris didn't seem quite as bitchy as I expected, she's more Elle Woods than Cordelia Chase. Nicole is dog-butt ugly, her face looks so swollen it's about to pop.

I don't know much about animal husbandry, but I'm pretty sure she's artificially inseminating the cow.

Congratulations Nichole, raped and knocked up Bossie. At least, from what I can tell in that short promotional excerpt, your acting is better than Amsterdam's Paris' on her sex tape.

Ugly or not, AT the very least, Nicole has been brought up with some manners. She went out of her way to introduce herself cheerily, and thank the family for having them, while Paris would just nod along and say "yeah, thanks".

Paris sounds like she has a mouthful of steaming mashed potatoes when she speaks. I've never heard such a monotone "I'm so rich I can't make the effort", drone. Then again, I saw her giving head in her vid, and it was basically the same deal. She's a lazy tip sucker..and doesn't even attempt to take it all down. I suppose being catered to your whole life, takes away the motivation to exert yourself in any way. She's like a walking mannequin waiting for someone to redress her.

I can't wait to see the ep when she picks up the cutest boy in town.