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mavis
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272 posts (Yackity Motherfucker)		 02-Dec-03, 03:29 PM (PST)
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"So I'm watching Urban Legends.."
 
..on TLC, and there's this story about female american tourists in foreign countries being mistaken for prostitutes due to our "flirtatious american" manner. The twist was, when this happens, they have a choice of paying a $2000 fine, or applying for a license for prostitution for only $25.00, in which the girl playing the fictional 'mistaken' whore, chose the latter. The girl was Natasha from that insipidly nauseating reality show earlier in the year, High School Reunion. She was the one who hooked up with fat Dan (what was the nickname we had for him involving his last name??) for more camera time. She overacted her ass off, like she did on HS Reunion, widening her eyes and opening her mouth in that weird "O", shrieking in a strange voice etc. Basically the same phony load of childish mishmash she used to lure the Pighead (Damn, I still can't think of the nick) into her clutch. Just thought I'd mention it because I couldn't think of a role more suited to her than that. Good to see she's errrr, getting roles out there in La La Land.


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1. "Dan Barbado!"
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Man, I miss mocking that show.

But I'm happy to see Natasha has 'made it'.


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26 posts (Lori the bald chick), 10 feedbacks, 15 points		 02-Dec-03, 04:36 PM (PST)
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2. "were her eyebrows waxed yet? n/m"
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2492 posts (Wasted life)		 02-Dec-03, 05:03 PM (PST)
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3. "Kinda OT, but..."
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I was mistaken for a prostitute once in Vegas. Not fun. I wasn't wearing sequins, I did not have too much lipstick on, and I was not asking people if they needed a date.

I was alone, dressed up, and in a casino (it was Palace Station, but still). I was waiting for a friend of mine who was finishing up his set with the house band and then we were going to party the night away. This is, apparently, all that is needed for someone to approach you and ask how much. I was completely mortified. Now I am hyper-sensitive about how whorish I look at any given moment.

Now Natasha and I have something in common. We can both put "played a faux prostitute" on our resumes. Heh.


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64 posts (Mouth Breather)		 02-Dec-03, 06:24 PM (PST)
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4. "in the future add these things to your checklist"
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be 100% certain that you do not display one or more of the following signs:

fish net stockings
cash in your busom
wig - colourful or plain
crotchless panties
condoms in see-through handbag

you ever know


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mavis
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272 posts (Yackity Motherfucker)		 02-Dec-03, 07:18 PM (PST)
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5. "Boobado, Brows, and my Ho experience."
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>I was mistaken for a prostitute once in Vegas. Not fun. I
>wasn't wearing sequins, I did not have too much lipstick on,
>and I was not asking people if they needed a date.
>
>I was alone, dressed up, and in a casino (it was Palace
>Station, but still). I was waiting for a friend of mine who
>was finishing up his set with the house band and then we
>were going to party the night away. This is, apparently, all
>that is needed for someone to approach you and ask how much.
>I was completely mortified. Now I am hyper-sensitive about
>how whorish I look at any given moment.
>
>Now Natasha and I have something in common. We can both put
>"played a faux prostitute" on our resumes. Heh.

First off, I just remembered the nick. He had man boobs. Dan Boobado!
Secondly, I didn't take a look at Natrasha's brows. I'm sure someone on that set had to have ripped off those stray caterpillars.

Lastly, I was also mistaken for a hooker along with some friends, circa 1987. I was 16, and my friends and I were walking to the Limelight, our fake ID's tucked safely in our purses. We had our hair sprayed up to an all 80's high, lots of makeup and teeny little mini skirts worn with heels and leather jackets. A group of kids about our age or maybe a little younger than us, with their parents, passed us by..then stopped in their tracks and started yammering with disbelief at "the hookers". They were either from out of town, or we simply looked like Ho's,...but the stunned naive comments led us to believe they were OOT'ers. Still, it was quite humbling. We really thought we looked hot and simply 'older'. It bugged me so much, that I must have washed off about 3 layers of makeup as soon as we got in.


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6. "Me, too!"
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God, what's with all the hooker confusion?

Mine was in freakin' New Orleans, of all places. I must have looked especially slutty that night.

Too bad Natasha didn't get the "Faked My Own Hanging Suicide" urban legend to star in. I would have liked to see her hanging from the ceiling, fake or not.


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7. "Never mistaken for a hooker (that I know of)"
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but a pimp once offered me cash for my '76 Mercury Marquis Classic, MPG approximately 7.


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8. "Russian Hookers"
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I've also been mistaken for a prostitute. When I was in college I spent a semester in Russia. I was at a bar at the hotel Cosmos with a friend when a man came up and asked us how much for both. All of a sudden, we realized why there were so many women in the lobby wandering around and dressed to kill.

Later I mentioned the incident to my host family. The mother laughed and said, "Hotel Cosmos? Best prostitutes in all Russia." Live and learn.


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9. "Hotel Cosmos"
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We stayed at Hotel Cosmos when I was in Russia in my college years, I think we were all too wasted on vodka to notice the hookers.

I have never been mistaken for a hooker... a man yes.. a hooker no.
I think I'd rather be mistaken for a hooker


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10. "I had the misfortune of seeing this on TLC, also."
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   At first I couldn't place her, but the eyebrows brought it all back to me. I actually thought it was a pretty big part, for her.


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