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Chucker
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"Psycho mom and sicko dogs"
 
LAST EDITED ON 25-Nov-03 AT 10:09 PM (CST)
 
So what in the world is up with Rich Girl Jaime's mother??? She foresees her death and eulogy over a lovely lobster lunch, then she seems to have a little too much enjoyment from her dog vigorously humping her leg. I like animals too...but there is just something wrong with french kissing them! No wonder the dog puked!

And just how many times did Jaime look at Ally with contempt, jealousy and rage???? I happened to catch quite a few....


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1. "Here's what I loved about Mommy G. tonight"
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LAST EDITED ON 26-Nov-03 AT 09:14 PM (CST)
 
Blond friend shows up (surprise, surprise) with her demo tape. We aren't even shown her name, she is only known as "aspiring singer." I guess they felt funny calling her "Opportunistic Leech who hangs out with her friends on their tv show so she can be discovered." As her tape plays the listeners react with romantic fervor but alas, it turns out that English Bulldogs were not her intended target audience. Mommy G. giggles and gleefully enjoys the first humping she's had since the Wrinkled Old Man climbed atop during a moment of confusion 16 years earlier. This response turns Midgy-Midge on even more (hint to Mommy G. -- a tiny dab of Alpo conveniently placed will sustain the mood even after the demo tape runs out) but is clearly pissing off Aspiring Singer. Damn! Her one chance to be famous turns into a horny dog joke. How will Tommy Mottola or Puffy or whoever discovers mediocre singers ever hear her now?

So next week little Allie is going to whine about her childhood. This after we've seen the Gleichers, with narcissistic, juvenile Mama G. and her confused, wrinkled ex-Sugar Daddy?

Oh, and one last note to Jaime about last week's episode. The idiots who buy cargo jeans are in the mid-West are just as tacky as you are in your stiletto heels, and are probably not wearing them for "working in the fields." No, wait...come to think of it, I was driving past a field the other day and caught a glimpse of migrant farm workers picking strawberries in their Hilfiger cargo pants.

Edited to say that I caught it again, and Charles is right (below) that the singer was identified as Andrea. Other than that, everything I said about her stands.


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2. "Aspiring singers of the world, unite!"
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   Actually, I thought I saw the singer labeled as "Andrea." What was most priceless was the look on the signer's face as Mama G. kept telleing her how great the song was, because it made the bulldog horny and hump her leg.
Mama G did seem to enjoy the humping a little TOO much.

Actually, my theory about the bulldog getting sick, is that it was a hypocrondriac acting. Let's face it, the bulldog was getting no love or attention while that little poodle was around. They were all fawning over Star. A little green puke and pneumonia was just the right touch to get some lovin'.

It was nice to see that the members of the family are at least as upset with mom's MS as they were with the dog's flu. Some encouraging comparisons of the dog and the people. Heck, Mama G. wouldn't consider suicide because of how it would impact the dogs. Who cares how the kids or hubby would react.

All in all, this reminded me of an ol' Osbournes episode with all the dog emphasis.


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7. "not to sound cold and heartless"
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   But is MS fatal? Because I really felt like the woman wanted to keep the kids thinking she was on her death bed. I mean, I know it is a sucky thing to have and would not wish it on anyone, but it seems like they are being a little overdramatic about the whole thing, especially considering that mom seems to be completely able to function without assistive devices. Like I said, I wouldn't want to have it, but 5 years after the diagnosis wouldn't one be past the eulogy anticipating stage?

And the younger brother - all sobbing and distraught upon learning that his dog was being hospitalized, but he can't get up off his fat rich lazy ass to actually go pick it up from the hospital? He almost looked surprised to see the dog, like he had forgotten about it, but to be fair, the dog didn't really seem all that interested in him either. They are all such animal lovers.


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12. "MS"
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   MS can be fatal, but it does not generally cause rapid deterioration so it's unsurprising that Mama G doesn't need a walker or a wheelchair yet. My aunt was diagnosed with MS over 10 years ago. Her condition has been worsening rather steadily over time and she is extremely thin, is getting more feeble each year and uses a cane, no one expects her to die any time soon, certainly not within the decade.

I think Jaime's mother was being overdramatic with the eulogy thing. Of course, different people are affected with different levels of severity, but given that she's supposedly very wealthy I bet she's getting excellent medical attention so death by MS is nowhere near imminent for her. I bet she can't wait for the weight loss and lowered appetite, though.


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13. "Richard Pryor"
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has MS and apparently he ain't dead, yet.


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14. "Not to defend these idiots, but......."
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   MS can be fatal quickly. It all depends. It effects each person very differently. A friend of mine is 27 and is deteriorating pretty rapidly. The doctor told her she may have one good year of working, before it becomes very difficult for her.


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15. "Ms. G may have MS but"
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she also has a flaming personality disorder. I think that is the reason she speaks of her eulogy in front of her daughter and focuses on her ugly dog as her primary reason for living. She is a major attention whore who is probably LOVING all this publicity. She looks to be in her 50s...her ex is 78..oh yeah..and rich. Hmmm...another Anna Nicole without the bleach and implants.


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6. "What a stupid bitch"
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Dear Jaime,

I once was one of the midwest savages that you speak of. I can tell you that any idiot that would wear cargo pants to work in the field would get their legs scratched, cut, and bitten unrelentlessly. You could make a sculpture from the ticks that you would pull off of your ankles.

I hope that when you visit Ethiopia, they stuff an apple in your mouth and roast you like the swine that you are.

Yours Truly,

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3. "Hymie's Mom is a freak"
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She talks about how she would never commit suicide because she could never to that to...her DOG???

Hymie is so fucking dramatic. Yeah, thanks for "sacrificing" that Prada bag, you clueless nitwit. The animals of the world thank you, too. What a giver. If you sacrifice one more Prada bag, perhaps those field hands in the midwest can afford to buy some spike heels to wear with their cargo pants.

Still, it was nice to see that yet another life lesson has been taught to Hymie. Now she sees just how important it is not to call the dog ugly to her face. I can't say I'll be able to show the same restraint if I see Hymie in the street one day.


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11. "Not just a freak, but an evil, disturbed freak"
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I just caught the part of the episode that I'd missed the first time, where her mother mentions her eulogy. What a twisted, selfish attention-hog. It's not that people don't have these moments. It's that they don't mention it to their 18 year old daughter in order to get a little thrill when the little freak bursts into tears because she loves you so much. Remember that this ugly kid has a father who fought in the Civil War (and I don't mean the Spanish one) and, sad as it is, you're all she has. This woman is spoiled, pathetic and lonely, living only for the attention she gets from her daughter and her daughter's friends. Remember when Mama G. says that, when the girls were in the Hamptons, she didn't go out or do anything. It's obvious that the aging gold-digger doesn't have a friend in the world. The scene in the vet's office when the mother rested her head on Jaime's shoulder (while they awaited Midge's return) was telling -- Jaime looked completely uncomfortable.

The fact that the mother pulled off the two death conversations on camera shows how completely self-absorbed and dramatic she is.

By comparison, the Flying Monkey Hilfigers seem like Paradise. Houses everywhere, Ferrari's and all the penile foreskin cream you need to keep your face tight (and erect?) forever.


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4. "My God Jaime's ugly!"
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I mean, just really, truly beastly. And she's, what, barely 18?

I know it's been said, but what set me off was the incredible contrast between the animated Jaime that the girls commissioned for the credits versus the real-life version. At least Ally had the guts to ok a true-to-life, short, chipmunk-faced caricature. But the Cartoon Jaime is all svelte and angular and the smile even points upwards.

My God, at times this girl looks 40. It doesn't help to have her doppelganger Mom lumbering about. But seriously, the eye-bags, the frown wrinkles, the bell-shaped-figure -- this chick's got babushka written all over her.

If I ever met her I'd love to ask, "So, all-in-all, do you think it's better to be rich than attractive?"

Yeah, and what everyone said about the dogs -- disgusting.


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9. "easy"
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"So, all-in-all, do you think it's better to be rich than attractive?"

poor and beautiful sucks by comparison to rich and unattractive in my mind. poverty is hell. have you ever seen 'extreme makeover'? i bet jaime will be using her first paycheck to visit the plastic surgeon to boost her self esteem.


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5. "Jello Leg"
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More disturbing than the dog vomit was the 5 minute closeup of mom slapping Jaime's thigh as the fat waves rolled out like a stormy ocean. As much as Jaime is a pouty monster, Ally is a pseudo new age freak. What happened before the cameras started rolling to make Ally begin her neurotic forehead tapping? Could it be that Ally can only stand so much Gleicher quality time?


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8. ".You may be right..."
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I know if I had to be around them as much...I'd be forehead tapping and pill popping and gun loading.....


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10. "New Age Bullshit"
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LAST EDITED ON 26-Nov-03 AT 03:49 PM (CST)
 
A previous episode showed Ally demonstrating to Jamie how to "tap the third eye" that's supposedly resides smack in the middle of your forehead. Apparently it calms your inner something-or-other. That and yoga of course.


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