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"RWLA Tami whores again!"
 
So this weekend, I watched Style Network's "How Do I Look" for the first time and got an extra special treat. After a quick glimpse at this week's featured frump, I was introduced to the makeovering (it's a word) loved ones behind the enterprise -- RWLA Tami AND her mom! Woohoo!

So the time comes to interview the "friends" about the sad sack they're making over, and Tami actually manages, while discussing her great love for her best friend, to work in the fact that SHE was on the Real World. What a whore! Apparently, the gals were in a singing group with a few other friends, on the brink of success, when Tami skyrocketed to fame with the Real World and her fairy-tale celebrity marriage, and decided she was too good for that shit. So she left, the group broke up, and our sad little featured gal spun into a depression, giving up the music, working as a legal assistant, and wearing cheap-ass boxy suits from Dress Barn. If Dress Barn would even stock that crap, which I have some doubts about. And all because Tami is so damn famous. As we all know, manufactured, seconds-long, based-on-no-discernable-talent fame can be a cruel mistress. Anyway, the show continues in that vein, with Tami humping the camera at regular intervals, doing anything she can to get more attention, and generally pulling focus like Farrakhan at a Bat Mitzvah.

Incidentally, Tami or no Tami, this is one of the dullest, most brainless reality shows I have ever been stupid enough to watch in its entirety. That said, it seems to be reairing all this week -- enjoy!


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1. "Another pointless show from style network"
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I've watched the show a few times and I am always overwhelmed by how slow moving, and dull it is. Although nothing can be as bad as New York Nick and The Modern Girl's Guide to Life . The people always end up choosing the professional stylist, because who wants some high school friend who also dresses like shit buying their clothes for them? I missed the Tammi ep. but it seems like the "victims" are always drama queens who act like a new outfit is worth tears and a mental breakdown. If I’m going to watch people cry I’d much rather watch the Brit version of What Not to Wear.


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2. "Did they have all 3 generations?"
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Because it would have been especially heartwarming to have on one show Tami, Tami's Mom, and Tami's aborted fetus. They could dress the fetus up in a little bonnet, or maybe one of those white-trash headbands if it was a girl fetus. Yeah, that would be cool.

Abortion is wrong when media whores do it.


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3. "We know your ex cheated on you, Tammy.."
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..now shut the fuckity up!

She was also on EXTRA last weekend, once again whoring out the infidelity that occurred in her marriage to an NBA player. What we now have to look forward to, is seeing Tammy pollute our TV's whenever some NBA goon cheats on his wife. In that case, they may as well give her her own talk show. *shudder*

BTW, when did her face turn octagonal?


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4. "I noticed that too....."
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I'm sure in her state of increased income she dabbled in some corrective..I mean plastic surgery. I was holding out for the wired-shut teeth again, darnit! Even that probably wouldn't hold back the mouth that is Tami.

A normal person (not a media ho) would not WANT to continue blabbing about how your husband screwed everything but you off the court.


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5. "Saw it too"
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   First time I ever tuned in and last. Tami was even putting her friend down at one point when she said something like "if this doesn't fit me, I KNOW it won't fit her". Get over yourself.

HI ABORTED FETUS! (That's golden Jimmy, golden)


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6. ""I'm a slave, I'm a slave"
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>
>Apparently, the gals were in a singing group with a few
>other friends, on the brink of success, when Tami
>skyrocketed to fame with the Real World and her fairy-tale
>celebrity marriage, and decided she was too good for that
>shit. So she left, the group broke up, and our sad little
>featured gal spun into a depression, giving up the music,
>working as a legal assistant, and wearing cheap-ass boxy
>suits from Dress Barn.

I'm a slave to your lovin'"
Was this not the little ditty Tami & Co. were trying to sell to the record companies during the filming of the LA season? With all due props (shout outs? step ups?) to Bishop WooWoo, it's been how many years since the airing of her season and I still can't get the damned "tune" out of my head. I do believe Britney covered it last year in fact....


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9. "I'm a slave to your lovin'"
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   Oh yes...It goes a little something like this:

I'm a slave, I'm a slave, I'm a slave to your lovin'
I can't resist the fever of your kissin and your huggin'


And don't forget the priceless scene of Tami recording this little ditty:
Tami: I'm a slave, I'm a slave, I'm a slave to your lovin'
Producer: more emphasis on the second slave
Tami: I'm a slave, I'm a SLAVE, I'm a slave to your lovin'
Producer: no, strike that, more emphasis on the first slave
Tami: I'm a SLAVE, I'm a slave, I'm a slave to your lovin'

Also, please recall the scene from their little roommates "talent" showcase where the song in question began with:
Reality! Check!
Reality! Check!
Reality! Check!
When I say reality, you say check!


Why do I remember this? I am so ashamed.


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10. "When I say Reality You Say Check!"
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   >I'm a slave to your lovin'"
>Was this not the little ditty Tami & Co. were trying to sell
>to the record companies during the filming of the LA season?
> With all due props (shout outs? step ups?) to Bishop
>WooWoo, it's been how many years since the airing of her
>season and I still can't get the damned "tune" out of my
>head. I do believe Britney covered it last year in fact....

Yes, of all the things I wish I could forget, Tami's girl group is right up there with my ex-fiance. Like really bad flashbacks that aren't not funny.


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7. "Do they sing or lip synch"
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I seem to recall that Tami lip synchs. Are you sure that her group actually sing or do they merely lip synch?


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8. "I saw it too..."
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   That makeover wasn't not ugly.


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