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imperfect click here to view user rating
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13-Jul-10, 11:46 AM (PST)
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"Dear Planetsocks Gentleman"
 
   Just took a water class at the gym during lunch. There were a couple of guys laying out by the pool. Both of them had something covering their crotch. One guy had a little white gym towel and the other guy had his brown t-shirt. Why? Sunburn? Possible erection? Hiding a large package? Why?


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13-Jul-10, 12:39 PM (PST)
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1. "Was everyone else nude?"
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Seriously though, I'll bet they were afraid they'd dose off and lose control or something.


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animalhouse
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13-Jul-10, 12:49 PM (PST)
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2. "'Both of them had something covering their crotch'"
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Yeah, your eyes.


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13-Jul-10, 02:01 PM (PST)
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3. "Well, that too."
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   n/m


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13-Jul-10, 03:29 PM (PST)
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4. "Other way"
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Small wee wee.


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13-Jul-10, 03:34 PM (PST)
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5. "Keeping the crabs contained in their local area? n/m"
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13-Jul-10, 03:39 PM (PST)
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6. "To catch their load? n/m"
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n/m


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14-Jul-10, 06:21 AM (PST)
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7. "Water class?"
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Was it like Old People Soup in that pool?


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livvey
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14-Jul-10, 07:26 AM (PST)
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8. "Resting"
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Before they go home and make dildos.


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Qwyjibo
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14-Jul-10, 08:39 AM (PST)
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9. "you're less likely to walk off and forget the thing you brought with you"
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   if you put it over your crotch while you're laying out. The item doesn't interfere with tan lines and you have to grab said item when you stand up.

Brown t-shirt

little white towel

pet alligator

whatever.


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14-Jul-10, 07:45 PM (PST)
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10. "Some guys"
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Will fuck anything, gym towels, brown t-shirts, political threads other people gave up on weeks ago.

Obviously these guys were too lazy to take charge. So the towel and t-shirt had to assume the cowgirl position.


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