>But at least you called me lovable. Always. 
>As you stated and based on the above, you're an industry
>person.
Yes and no...although I have done all those things and been to lots of industry events, my main focus has always been helping people and companies get actual practical use from their computers and software. Doing things better and faster than they could without. (I'm a business/marketing consultant and have had clients in the computer industry at various times. And have also ended up becoming the de facto "IT guy" for other clients at times.)
Most computer industry people are completely incapable of connecting with non-geeks and understanding what their experience is like; I have always tried to bridge that gap. And I have dealt with lots and lots of novices.
>Like
>in your examples below, what normal person needs a terabyte
>of hard drive space and 8 GB of RAM?
Well, if you have a sizable music library or if you take a lot of photographs, for example. Or if you work in an industry with large files (like graphic design). No such thing as too much storage!
When it comes to RAM, it is actually one of the most important contributors to a computer's speed/performance. Not having to shift data back and forth from the hard drive makes a BIG difference. You always want to go for maximum RAM.
Also keep in mind that the need for both storage and RAM only go up over time, never down. As new versions of software come out, their demands for RAM always go up. And storage needs also only increase as we use computers for more and more stuff.
>getting onto wi-fi and
>has successfully configured his setting for virus
>protection, backups and updates, etc. All I know is what I
>see every day in meetings and coffee shops -- PC users
>unable to connect.
There's no shortage of people who have no idea how to use their computers. There's really nothing complicated about finding wireless connections on a Windows machine. I have mine set up so that it automatically connects to home or any number of offices I might be at regularly. I don't even shut off my computer...just throw it in the bag and pull it out again when I get there. Not even a click required to connect.
>Also if Ford's using fucking Internet Explorer, then nothing
>he says is credible.
You might be surprised to learn that IE8 has been winning the security comparisons between browsers. And it now shares most of the favourite features of other browsers.
>When I used to call Dell Tech support I'd typically be on
>hold for an hour-plus, and would be transferred multiple
>times. In three years, my Dells would need almost every
>single part replaced: the screen, the keyboard/trackpad,
>motherboard, processor, video card, hard drive, battery and
>power adaptor. Some of them more than once. The dudes at the
>genius bar are true geniuses. And they give a shit about
>you. And they're not talking on a cheap cell phone from
>India.
Wow...either you had some major lemons or you abused those puppies pretty bad! Out of seven laptops Castigatress and I have owned over the years, I've had ONE hardware problem.
>If I see a photo on the NYT or in an email or on Facebook? I
>just click on it and drag to my desktop. I am three times
>more productive than plagiarists who have to right click,
>save as, and download.
You can do the same thing on Windows. Just right-click and drag to your desktop.
>For the vast majority of users, Apple is going to provide a
>much simpler, hassle-free experience. The extra $ are worth
>it.
Like Ford says, if you're happy...
I think one of the biggest problems is really bad salesgeeks who give bad advice and assume everyone is a gamer/hacker like they are. Then there is the "friend who knows computers" who usually doesn't know nearly as much as he thinks. And (as you say in your post below) lots of choices being pushed at you by manufacturers and websites alike. In all these cases, saying NO and keeping it simple is your best bet!