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animalhouse
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"The Real World: Back to New Orleans"
 
Hey, unused other cities: You had twenty-three chances to become Real Worthy. We went back to New Orleans rather than give one of you weak-asses a chance. Des Moines, we've told you before. Don't call us.

Wikipedia lists roommate Sahar Dika as a Lebanese-American, but failed to list Ryan Leslie as an Emo-American.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Real_World:_Back_to_New_Orleans


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1. "I think I'm going to like Ryan"
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There's something wholly appealing about the guy who goes for the nuclear strike every time someone gently kids him about anything.

"Hey man, you spilled something"
"YEAH??!!! Well, I'm glad your Dad died of AIDS!!!"

"Yo, Ryan, your shoe's untied"
"OH MY GOD I am so GLAD that your uncle raped you when your were 6!"

Remember when the Real World used to have attractive people? I miss those days.

Toodles,

ford_prefect


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animalhouse
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2. "I'm your roommate? Get me out of here!"
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Preston: I think the bleach may have gotten to Ryan's brain. Heh.

Ryan: (eavesdropping) Bleach? I think your family needs to die in a fire. Bleach has gotten to my brain? You would really say that?

Jemmye: Ryan, you and Preston need to work this out.

Ryan: Trailer trash!


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3. "Ryan=gayest "straight" guy ever"
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   I can't believe these fucking tools are back here again. Katrina, oil spills and now this.....WHY CAN'T NEW ORLEANS CATCH A BREAK!


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5. "wrong"
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Chet is the gayest "straight" guy ever on RW. I'll guarantee you that if any buff guy offered him his dick, Chet would be on his knees in a heartbeat.

I haven't seen this season but from the clips shown on other websites, Ryan deserves to be skewered. Sad to say but I gave up on this show about 10 seasons ago.

Ugh, it used to be so good.


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animalhouse
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6. "What's the last cast you can recall being worth watching?"
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The Real World: Back to New Orleans will take you from fist-bump (with or without explosion), to disappointment, and back again. How can you resist?


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7. "Chicago"
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The last season I enjoyed was Chicago. I suffered through Las Vegas, missed most of Paris and gave up after that. And I'm someone who vividly remembers watching the first episode when the show first came on.

It's sad that the old seasons aren't on DVD (thanks music licensing!), the old seasons are so far gone from what the show is now. I just imagine that The Real World went off the air in the early 2000s and what's on now is some cheap rip-off.


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8. "Those were the days..."
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   I remember making out with my then-bf on my parents' couch, and he'd get so pissed at me turning my head so I could watch what was going on the first season.

And do you remember that one documentary on MTV they did that started it all? It was different people, and only for a short time- maybe one night or a week? I can't remember.


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9. "How to deny San Diego?"
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The pinnacle of awesomeness.

Whether it was drunken Frankie shying from boats or searching for the moon or a barefooted Brad hitchiking home from jail, that shit was oh so very entertaining.

And don't forget Randy as the Mario Brother, or Boobin and her boobs! Ja and the jizm, and the rape. Oh the rape!

Best season eva.


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10. "That's agnostics."
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San Diego was fucking awesome. Somebody please drag up the post with the pictures of the Frankie slime trail.


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4. "How's it hanging, Ryan?"
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Your arm, I mean.

The poor guy couldn't catch a break. Just a dislocation. He injured himself going over a locked gate to let the girls into the yard. Then they made fun of him when he got hurt. "The Oscar goes to ... Ryan." Really, girls? If he was acting then why did it look like he had a mannequin hand hanging out of his limp sleeve? His injured arm was extra long. (His legs looked strange as well, but that couldn't be blamed on his gate-jump. Either his legs are bowed, or his pants were sagging and he had to cowboy walk to keep them up.)

This week Ryan was "beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men" treated poorly:
• The housemates laughed and pointed at him during his "cuddle sesh" with Preston. (He'd already warned them that he would cuddle in the house. And he would cuddle with a mouse. He would cuddle here and there. Yes, he would cuddle everywhere.)
• They considered him a weirdo for touching their ears, even though ear touching is something he does every day at work. (Same goes for his use of a hair dryer.)
• Everyone in the house made light of his painful injury.

Then Ryan had to go and expose his bare butt ... to whatever was lingering on Knight's sheets. Ryan is still Ryan, after all.


PS Jemmye uses her oft-mentioned "vajayjay tattoo" like an anglerfish uses her most profitable asset. (Baby, mama will take care of it. The birth control is in the mail!)




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11. "Can someone give me a heads up?"
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When they air the "'ain'ts ain't aint's no more" episode? That's the only one that really interests me.


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12. "Tonights the night"
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   Just read in the paper that this episode covers Super Bowl Sunday. (And may also contain the infamous toothbrush caper episode)


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13. "Thanks"
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>Just read in the paper that this episode covers Super Bowl
>Sunday. (And may also contain the infamous toothbrush caper
>episode)

Marked my TV Guide for tonight.


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14. "Ugh, what the fuck was I expecting"
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>Just read in the paper that this episode covers Super Bowl
>Sunday. (And may also contain the infamous toothbrush caper
>episode)

I stopped watching RW when the narcissistic behavior to stereotype/character study/fish out of water ratio shifted way to much to the former. Somehow I hoped this ep might give 3-5 minutes to the history of the city, from vanguard in the arsenal of democracy to the unique culture and character to Katrina and how the long suffering "Ain'ts" fans finally were cheering for a team that weren't ain't no more.

So what did we get? 3-5 minutes of self-absorbed drama, drinking and hooking up and me wishing more folks taking to the streets had vuvuzelas so even the closed captioning wasn't accurate.

Perhaps I'm misrecollecting the "golden age" of RW and how the city was the 8th roomate, but way to shit on New Orleans B-MP.


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15. "then you missed it"
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LAST EDITED ON 25-Jul-10 AT 09:32 AM (PST)
 
even rick steve's show on new orleans is full of self-aborbed drama, drinking and hooking up. those are the city's past-times, fo real. it's an insiders' look. rick steves didn't do his dishes until he damn well felt like it.

first of all, everybody knows about the Baccus parade. pretty much if you've heard they have parades, you know they do Baccus. so glom on to the fact that new orleans will push creative levels to where you get Barkus. this is exemplary of their unique culture- derivative of anything. there was also a shot of the jeanne d'arc statue. not quite sure if that scratches your city history itch. she never visited. i think it's a replica of the one on the place de la concorde in paris. the original joan was shown today on every lap of the final stage of the TDF. shiny!

the homosexuality and homophobia-- both in the bar and at their house-- is also a huge aspect to the culture. just another day in new orleans.

as for the football, i don't really think new orleans cares that they didn't used to be good. it's a city where flip cup and beer pong are probably much more important. sure, they threw parties, but they always do. i think showing the cast feeling comfy being #1 fans with face paint etc is a great representation. like st patricks, everyone was a saints fan that day. is drinking in the quarter and running out to the streets not enough of a display? what you saw is how it is for young visitors. the other version is huge vats of jambalaya in T-Bob's house, or the pirogue full of crawfish and boiled corn, but that's out in Metry and LaPlace, which are not photogenic. They were having parades every day, what more could they do to celebrate the Saints? the kids yelling who dat in the car pretty much covers it.

the one thing they didn't cover really well was the sex in the bathroom. what i mean is it seemed to be a upstairs in a french quatter apartment with balconies in a great spot. but it wasn't decorated-- so it wasn't like most of the fabulous balconies on parade routes. it seems like most of the trashy bars that have a balcony upstairs go through some trouble to give it atmosphere. but that place looked as if they just expected puke and looting, so kept it super simple and easy to clean. crying shame to waste such hot property.

the one sin this episode had was the subway sandwiches. if these kids aren't eating po boys, they must be getting the subway for free.



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16. "Finally the tools do something right"
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   They actually went to a real bar (not a tourist trap) in New Orleans, Carrollton Station, my home away from home.


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