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ramseyfay

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31-Dec-09, 06:27 AM (PST)

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"Real World DC: The Reality"

I really wanted to watch this. I love seeing my city on TV (hey, look that blonde gal is totally walking in the wrong direction if she wants to get to S and 20 from DuPont Circle!).

But I can't. After thirty minutes of pained grimacing and fifteen minutes of muting everyone I wanted to slap (that would be a sold fifteen). I had to just turn it off.

I think maybe I'll TiVo the season and then just watch the parts where I can shout - Oh, look they're at the Starbucks in DuPont! I wonder which one?

I'm officially old and cantankerous.

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DC, UltraDawn, 31-Dec-09, 07:15 AM, (1)
- I could easily tell all the guys apart!, animalhouse, 31-Dec-09, 09:32 AM, (3)
That house is amazing, VolcanoJen, 31-Dec-09, 07:22 AM, (2)
- RW:Boston was more fun, TomR, 05-Jan-10, 02:55 PM, (6)
Old and prudish, cabgmr, 01-Jan-10, 04:01 PM, (4)
- I don't speak their language., cowpie, 04-Jan-10, 02:15 PM, (5)
  - The RW is only kept alive to, la1000, 07-Jan-10, 07:08 PM, (7)
    - Crappity, crap, crap, the bitches are coming back, imperfect, 08-Jan-10, 11:52 AM, (8)
      - Crappity crap, they're already here, imperfect, 12-Feb-10, 05:57 AM, (18)
    - It just occurred to me, UltraDawn, 08-Jan-10, 12:30 PM, (9)
      - C'mon, Charles_in_Charge, 08-Jan-10, 12:52 PM, (10)
      - Bring!!, VolcanoJen, 08-Jan-10, 02:40 PM, (11)
        
        Bring It, la1000, 08-Jan-10, 03:46 PM, (12)
        
        real challenges, koteka, 09-Jan-10, 06:06 AM, (13)
        
        A final puzzle could be:, animalhouse, 09-Jan-10, 07:47 AM, (14)
        
        Yes!, gobanana, 09-Jan-10, 08:36 AM, (15)
        
        well, UltraDawn, 09-Jan-10, 08:57 PM, (16)
        
        Me too, partysensei, 13-Jan-10, 10:09 AM, (17)

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UltraDawn

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31-Dec-09, 07:15 AM (PST)

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1. "DC"
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After thirty minutes of pained grimacing and
>fifteen minutes of muting everyone I wanted to slap (that
>would be a sold fifteen). I had to just turn it off.

I'm impressed you could work up that much emotion. The girls all kind of blended together on me. I watched the aftershow in hopes of being able to distinguish them. I came away with a liking for that lying guy, especially after seeing that everyone in the house obviously hates him.

Overall, I yawned a lot.

Need more scenes of hot black dude shirtless.

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animalhouse
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31-Dec-09, 09:32 AM (PST)

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3. "I could easily tell all the guys apart!"
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That shouldn't be a thing to brag about, but it is the small victory I cling to while admitting that similar hair on two girls is, to me, the most effective disguise since the invention of Groucho glasses. Like, who was the idiot girl that believed that soft, soft Andrew was a cage fighter -- and a skydiving instructor that wasn't that thrilled with skydiving%

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VolcanoJen

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31-Dec-09, 07:22 AM (PST)

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2. "That house is amazing"
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On the outside, that is. The Ikea White House on Meth decor was hideous.

I can only imagine what a mansion in DuPont Circle costs. So tell me, what would something like that run, and why isn't it a funky embassy, or something?

I think "skydiving instructor" is one of the best lines I've ever heard. Culty sure is a dum-dum.

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TomR

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05-Jan-10, 02:55 PM (PST)

6. "RW:Boston was more fun"
In response to message #2

Their house was also the house used in 2nd Season for "Spenser: For Hire". It was enough off the beaten path and still pub crawlable, as long as they didn't head the wrong direction and hit Storrow Drive.

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cabgmr

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01-Jan-10, 04:01 PM (PST)

4. "Old and prudish"
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These RW kids are 20-22 years old. On their first evening together they all start comparing "How many people have you slept with?" They start answering "45", "in the 30's", "15 girls and 5 guys", and the guy that is clearly a virgin says "in the teens".

To quote "Four Weddings and a Funeral", what the fuck have I been doing with my time?

Of course, I've been with my husband for the last 20 years so that brought my number to a screeching halt. But if I were hanging out with these RW kids I should have slept with 20-40 people before starting up with my husband at age 20.

I'd like to think these kids meant that they have sex 30 times (not with 30 people), but I'm never right.

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cowpie

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04-Jan-10, 02:15 PM (PST)

5. "I don't speak their language."
In response to message #4

I also don't understand their language.

It sounds like that one girl got into a pillow fight with her dad and almost died, but then Christ saved her. And that one guy, is both gay and godly, which causes everyone to argue. And then there is that one guy who just talks funny yet says nothing.

Annoying. All this storytelling. They should just get on with the slut'n.

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la1000

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07-Jan-10, 07:08 PM (PST)

7. "The RW is only kept alive to"
In response to message #5

have fresh meat for those stupid freaking challenges. I mean, Jersey Shore and Teen Mom is on, who cares about the rehashing of this show.

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imperfect

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08-Jan-10, 11:52 AM (PST)

8. "Crappity, crap, crap, the bitches are coming back"
In response to message #7

To New Orleans. Haven't we suffered enough? They are supposed to be doing something with the rebuilding of the city. Really? Those fucking pussies gutting a house or building one? I think not!

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imperfect

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12-Feb-10, 05:57 AM (PST)

18. "Crappity crap, they're already here"
In response to message #8

and riding in the Krewe of Tucks on float #15. These douche bags have no idea what an honor to be able to ride in any Mardi Gras parade, especially for free. And yes, I am bitter.

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UltraDawn

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08-Jan-10, 12:30 PM (PST)

9. "It just occurred to me"
In response to message #7

>have fresh meat for those stupid freaking challenges. I
>mean, Jersey Shore and Teen Mom is on, who cares about the
>rehashing of this show.

The New Jersey cast is going to start showing up for challenges, aren't they?

Fuck me.

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Charles_in_Charge

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08-Jan-10, 12:52 PM (PST)

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10. "C'mon"
In response to message #9

If they let Tonya come on challenges... why not Snooki?

And is Ronnie or Paulie any dumber than Johnny Bananas or Kenny?

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VolcanoJen

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08-Jan-10, 02:40 PM (PST)

11. "Bring!!"
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Oh, I hadn't even thought of that. C'mon, J-Woww vs Farrah. How can you not support this??

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la1000

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08-Jan-10, 03:46 PM (PST)

12. "Bring It"
In response to message #11

A challenge show with all of MTV Reality Whores, hell VH1 does it with I Love Money, they bring in everybody from all of their reality shows. Come on MTV, get with the program.

>Oh, I hadn't even thought of that. C'mon, J-Woww vs Farrah.
> How can you not support this??

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koteka

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09-Jan-10, 06:06 AM (PST)

13. "real challenges"
In response to message #12

They need some real reality tv challenges, such as getting punched in the face by a stranger (my money is on that doofus from RW Austin, but the JS chick is an up-and-comer), having boring drunken sex under a blanket, and drunken arguing for no reason. I don't want to see obstacle courses, etc.

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animalhouse
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09-Jan-10, 07:47 AM (PST)

14. "A final puzzle could be:"
In response to message #13

What is the couple doing behind the screen of an up held hand*?

It looks like kissing, but we are only allowed to see most of the picture. It could be an innocent gum exchange or an unnecessarily intimate breath check. How should we know? It's behind a hand!

For the Pan MTV Reality Games win, what are Snooki and Dunbar doing behind there?!

*I've seen three Jersey Shore ~~couples~~ sets of people kiss that way: Sammi/Ronnie, Jwoww/Pauly, Vinny/Boss's Girl. The woman holds her hand up to block the view of their lips. It must be the thing to do when a kiss is demure, sweet and all kinds of wrong.

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gobanana

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09-Jan-10, 08:36 AM (PST)

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15. "Yes!"
In response to message #14

>What is the couple doing behind the screen of an up held
>hand*?
>
>It looks like kissing, but we are only allowed to see most
>of the picture. It could be an innocent gum exchange or an
>unnecessarily intimate breath check. How should we know?
>It's behind a hand!

I was going to post about this, too, but I thought it would be one of those things where I was the only one who thought it was weird. And I was willing to give it a pass when it was just one of them, but when the cougar lady was doing it, too? My current theory is that, as with lots of reality shows, much of this "making out," along with most other plot points, is totally made up. So the hand is actually covering up the fact that their lips aren't really touching.

Either that, or Jersey girls have some wild-ass tongue technique and they don't want us outsiders to see, and steal, their "move." (End with a swirl, not a knuckle.)

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UltraDawn

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09-Jan-10, 08:57 PM (PST)

16. "well"
In response to message #11

LAST EDITED ON 13-Jan-10 AT 12:44 PM (PST)

>Oh, I hadn't even thought of that. C'mon, J-Woww vs Farrah.
> How can you not support this??

If it could inspire another "Not Without My Baby" summary, I would celebrate the event.

ETA: Found a link to the "Not Without My Fucking Baby" summary. It still makes me laugh even though I can't remember what was going on or who half the people were. http://www.planetsocks.com/summary.asp?id=32

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partysensei

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13-Jan-10, 10:09 AM (PST)

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17. "Me too"
In response to message #16

"Not Without My Baby" is what made me become a member of this site. I was laughing so hard at that fake poster, I was crying.

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